On the frustrations of dating in a college town:
L: (Upon hearing “Bed for the Scraping” on the stereo) I love Fugazi! I love this song!
J: Yeah, the entire album is absolutely brilliant. When I saw them play this live—
L: Wait, you’ve seen Fugazi live?
J: Of course. Who hasn’t?
L: I haven’t. I’m pretty sure I was 13 when they broke up.
J: …
L: (Cheerfully) I don’t even think I [had] hit puberty yet!
