A TEMPORARY RECORD

Hey hey hey, I was at this show, stumbling into it quite by accident while visiting old friends of questionable means but outstanding moral character. That was when she said she loved me. I pretended that I couldn’t hear her over the din.

Later, she asked if I would ever leave her. I responded that I’d never leave her, except for Britt Daniel, or perhaps Stephen Malkmus.

In retrospect, I probably should have said something else entirely.